Friday, June 16, 2006
Strong fences make good neighbors
A squirrel has moved in under the rafters above the pastor’s study. Tsk! Really!! A church mouse is one thing, but a church squirrel?!? I understand the concept (not to mention the reality) of Salvation being for the Gentiles as well as the Jews, but I don’t think I can share my space with this nut-meister!
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Why not, they're both rodents? Then again, a church capybara would not be cool. :)
Dan,
DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN R.O.U.S??
Oh, wait, I’m sorry. That squirrel’s got me all riled up. While it’s true, we’re all rodents (even the capybara), I’m a mouse - a surly, satirical, sarcastic, mouse venting her spleen at the wrongs of the L….. What are YOU doing here, bushtail?
I live here.
No, you don’t.
Yes, I do.
NO, you don’t!
Yes, I DO, and I can prove it. Here, scurry over to this mirror and take a look. How many rodents do you see?
(GASP) one.
Remember, we’re up here in your CRANIAL attic. I’m in your mind. do-do-DO-do
Dan, I, er, we have to go now. Take a close look at the fine print under that squirrelly blog’s title. That may answer your question best.
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